Definitions by xyguy729

love slap 

the act of showing your love for your family or a loved one by smacking them across the face with your johnny. your girlfriend, your grandmother, your daughter, etc.

Hey ted hows it goin?
oh my daughter hated me cause i didnt get her a car, so i gave her a love slap and now everythings all better.

love slap by xyguy729 August 22, 2011

every man's goal in life 

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.

Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!

every man's goal in life by xyguy729 April 2, 2011