Election Day

(United States)
The 1st Tuesday of random months throughout the year when people go out to vote on things that don't matter to anybody at all.

(2008 United States Presidential Election)
The day 6.5 billion people watched CNN to see The Great Messiah Obama become the 1st black president of The United States of America.

"Who did you vote for last Election Day?"

>>"Who cares? It wasn't the 2008 United States Presidential Election."

"Good point."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

2020 election

The battle between 2 pedophiles to see who gets in office.

Person 1:Did you hear about the 2020 election? A pedophile won!

Person 2: Oh so Donald Trump won?

Person 1: Noooo!!! Joe Biden lol.

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021

Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. as well as this all the bullshit they promised beforehand is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on about this, and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by Firelovesugar May 9, 2011

post-election depression syndrome

(a new, mythical, mental disorder defined after Donald Trump won the presidency on Nov 8, 2016): a type of depression among voting age young adults 18-45, following the loss of your favorite political candidate at the federal elections, so severe that you are not socially, academically or legally functional anymore

Most left-leaning liberal social scientists, academics and pundits don't understand that IMHO this new, mythical post-election depression syndrome can actually be very easily cured; all one needs to do is consciously and rationally realize that your candidate lost and that retargerous actions such as civil disobedience, general violence, vandalism, destruction of property and other related forms of social protest are meaningless, making it more likely that you will get a file with the Unforegiveables.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2016

Election

an unexplainable irriation of the left side of the underhenge

Rowan- You've a bit of an election today
Person- F*** YOU

by bassface5 October 18, 2010

election 2020

The fight between the orange man and the dementia man. Will be the most memorable fight in the history of the world. Make sure to tell your kids and grandkids about this epic fight, for who shall remember this will be a legend

guy 1: Ayo man, remember election 2020
guy 2: yea dude! Dementia man totally kicked the orange man in the ass!
guy 1: only Ogs will remember

by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020

electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

by Asshead May 17, 2003