driving asian

The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.

Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!

by Mahogany Ride August 22, 2007

Slalom Driving

A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.

Yo, the roads were such a mess I was slalom driving all the way to work.

by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

Driving it Home

1. Initiator places fist outwards palm down

2. Partner places fist beneath initiators 6-12 inches palm up.

3. Both participants rotate each others fist as they would driving a Porshe, Maserati, or Mini Cooper.
Clockwise rotation for the initiator.
Counter Clockwise rotation for the partner until they trade positions(see steps 1 and 2).

4. Whilst doing step #3 both participants must make a crescendoing "whoop" that concludes with the finish.

Seth: Yo dude, we be two totally awesome dudes!
Doug: Hells yeah we be! (Iniciates Driving it Home)
Seth and Doug: whOOP!
Seth: Boy bro, we bees too cool fo' life!
Doug: My dog be illin...NOT!!
Seth: HAHA LOL! Oh Doug, you is a character!

by Viper: Chief Super Human Resources Officer September 8, 2006

driving me to drink

Another way of saying driving me crazy but with the implication that something is bothering you so much that you're reaching for the bottle because of it.

Tends to imply that you're at wits end and will freak out if said action continues for much longer.

My job is all right but my managers bad habits are driving me to drink.

I can't get this manuscript done because my roomate won't leave me alone for five minutes. I know the guy means well but he's driving me to drink.

by A guest September 6, 2005

Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Driving the Bus

When having sex doggystyle, the male inserts a thumb in the anus and turns his hand to resemble making a turn while driving a bus.

while doing doogy she says "Ohh yea drive me home", so you lick your thumb, inert in butthole and turn to stimulate. You re then "driving the bus"

by Jrock c January 13, 2009

driving while black

Driving While Black (DWB) is the name given to the non-existent "crime" of being a black driver, and is generally a racial profiling employed by many police forces. It is a parody of the real crime driving while intoxicated.

It refers to the idea that a motorist can be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black and then charged with a trivial or perhaps non-existent offense.

"The only reason the police pulled him over was because he was driving while black."

by aurilla August 16, 2006