Certi Driver

A driver who shows no regard for the safety of themselves, their passengers or anyone in the area by driving extremely recklessly seemly choosing the worst times and places to do it whilst using words that do not go together in the context used (illiterate) such as "show them what time it is"

He's a certi driver

by Shootin6mill May 24, 2022

Drive Lead

In military jargon to "drive lead" is to be an occupant in the first (or lead) vehicle in a convoy. Due to the prevalence of roadside IED's in current theatres the function of driving lead is often considered extremely dangerous.

Staff Sergeant: So who wants to volunteer to drive lead?
Everyone Else: *silence*

by Noble Two August 4, 2010

Team Driveway

Team Driveway is a group of neighbors that retreat to ones driveway and drink excessive amounts of beer and whiskey/bourbon, as if they were training for some major competition. It is pertinent that the whiskey or bourbon is drunk straight from the bottle and passed around. Team members have nicknames given to them by elder members, these nicknames are usually not agreeable to the recipient. Urinating in the hosts yard is perfectly acceptable if stated that one is checking the downspouts or sump pump. Extremely brief research shows the original Team Driveway first congregated in Morrow, Ohio in 2009.

Team Driveway is gathering at Uncle C Words'. The Douche is bringing Miller Lite, Rain is bringing Yuengling, Bags is bringing Makers Mark. Lets try to get Lou and The Ripper to get in a Fight.

by Rain in Morrow March 28, 2011

rally driver

Badass motherfuckers who navigate extremely technical road courses at buttthole-puckering speeds. Often the driver is battling inclement weather and/or dangerous road surfaces such as dirt, gravel, mud, ice, and snow.

The rally driver's car roared around a 90 degree corner sideways kicking up dirt into a 20 foot cloud.

by Wrxshun May 2, 2014

Drake Driving

The act of listening to Drake whilst driving, particularly from the album Nothing Was The Same. The songs are emotional, which cause one's eyes to tear up and obstruct vision, leading to reckless driving. Drake Driving is typically happens when someone is driving home by themselves late at night and they are emotionally vulnerable.

Guy 1: I almost got into a crash last night.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you were Drake Driving again.

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

drive-pie

A drive-by involving pie throwing

In order to smite our enemies we had to resort to a drive-pie. It was messy.

by Gatho November 25, 2006

Drive-by Cunting

When an individual walks into a crowded, yet quiet venue (like a 7-11 or Target) and yells loudly "CUNT!!!!!" creating a massive state of confusion for the general public. Typically, said individual has their friends arrive first so they may discreetly witness this ambush.

whilst picking up some provisions at the corner store*

Man Walks in:
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shocked old lady to fellow shopper:
"Oh Heavens! did he really just say that?"
"Yea lady, that's what we call a drive-by cunting around here"

by werdtown February 18, 2010