double donger

a dildo that offers pleasing heads at both ends. the purpose of this dildo is to please two women at once as they both insert an end into their hole of choice.

janice says it's time to get crazy; it was then that tiffany said it's time to whip out the double donger. both proceeded to insert an end of the dildo into themselves offering up a slice of heaven that would be to anyone's viewing delight.

by frisbelly September 20, 2008

salad dodger

an over weight person

by jason brown December 9, 2002

Los Angeles Dodgers

Heartbreak in the form of a baseball team. Seriously, they have great seasons up until June. Then the whole thing goes to hell. Then everyone goes back to what they were doing before they cared about baseball.

How 'bout them Los Angeles Dodgers?

~Dude they suck!

Whaddya mean, they were good like 2 weeks ago. They lead the NL West ffs!

~Tell me about.

by pandawa March 3, 2011

Cunny Dodger

Someone with a surplus of cunny that refuses it on faux moral grounds.

Antonym: Jeffrey Epstein

Andrew Hussie's a fucking cunny dodger, do you know how many proto F2M dykes he could've pulled at the height of that faggot goon comic?

by ParadiseHotel51 June 23, 2022

doing a dodger

In a live podcast, conducting oneself as unprofessional and total idiot doing distracting inappropriate tasks like eating a meal or clipping nails.

"Welcome to the co-optional podcast, I'm sorry I was eating a sandwich, I'm kinda doing a dodger."

by John Bain August 8, 2016

dogger of boys

One who consistently hangs out with females rather than hanging out with the boys

Boy 1: Tom's hanging out with some girl tonight
Boy 2: Yeah, he's such a dogger of boys

by Qwerrtyyuuillassdfgghhjklzxxcv September 5, 2017

douglerize

To screw it up. To affect it in a way that it no longer works. Typically happens to electronics but really all things are in danger.

The computer got douglerized.

by Jab42 August 14, 2019