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douchetee

damn, bill is such a douchetee
by hcier mit May 11, 2008
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Douchesturbia

An area with a high concentration of douchebags, identified by popped collars, heavy cologne, Ed Hardy/Affliction shirts and overcompensation of hyper-masculinity.

Word is derived from the pop hit Disturbia by Rihanna.

Example: I have to drive to the club because I live in Douchesturbia and cannot walk there or take public transit, including a taxi.
Douchesturbia
Orange County, CA
Miami, FL
Austin, TX
by Phuketall January 29, 2010
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Douchesketball

A game of basketball played in a driveway by nearly 30 year old men who want to be 18 again.
Those douches next door are playing douchesketball again!
by suppvengenz November 6, 2010
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douchetexter

Some one who uses text messages and/or chats like a douchebag.

Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
Joe's phone rings during an important business

Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.

VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.

Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(
by Sqeaky July 30, 2011
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douchestronaught

one who is exploring new realms of douchebaggery
I'm impressed, Marty is quite the douchestronaught
by doucheprevention August 3, 2011
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douchestach

the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. ... important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. Usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic T's and shaved lines in the eyebrows.
checkout the jersey shore tool with the douchestache.
by Neill O'Stephens October 8, 2011
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douchestick

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.
Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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