Dook Newkem

Simultaneously taking a shit, receiving oral sex, and eating a Newk's premium sandwich.

Tim didn't think he could get it up until Gabby whisper grunted, "It's been too long since I gave you a Dook Newkem. It's time for the gumbo, baby."

by Realitea May 14, 2015

scooby dook

locking youre dog in the bathroom with you when you take a dook

bugsy was overjoyed with the scooby dook we took today.

by bugsydog December 13, 2009

shooting dook

to deficate, violently or otherwise.

i can't talk right now, i'm shooting dook!

by o.b. juan-valdez January 24, 2007

Donkey Dook

A good fuck
aka
to be dicked down with a magnum sized penis

Robert went to Sally's house bent her over and gave her the donkey dook. She took it like a champ

by Kristin2525 January 07, 2008

Rainbow dook

A solid piece of phecies comprised of several colors, such as a rainbow. This is easily achieved when an individual eats an entire box of fruit roll-ups in one sitting.

"Dude, that rainbow dook was psychedelic!"

by psychobiological April 18, 2010

Ripping Dook

When you rip a wet fart on someone

Dook Ripper: “ I gotta take a shit so badly but I don’t know if I will make it in time”
*Rips Dook 3 times in a row”
Bitch Ass Pussy: “bro stop ripping Dook this room has became a biohazard”

by ʙig G May 05, 2022

sneak a dook

Don't touch the water source at the wall...just lift the tank lid and let out the meanest growler ever then replace the tank lid and flush the toilet. the next person to use it will be baffled how it is impossible to make the water turn clear again.Or turn the water off and when the next person to use trouble shoots the problem.......

sneak a dook self explanitory.....

by hohndogger August 06, 2006