doof

A dufus/doofus, a foolish person.

Don't let him in. That doofy-ass fuck's too big of a doof to hang out around here.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

DOOFNUT

A person who ignores several of his glaring faults to focus on one fault of another person or A woman that plays the "who me?" role when being called out on something.

Mark is a Big Doofnut. Him and his NOI friends stare at tits and ass ALL DAY but they judge people who eat bacon. Doofnut

by Duke122071 July 9, 2011

Doof

The sound made when a bird Hits your windshield while you're driving down the road

Hey what kind of bird is...
DOOF!!!

....was that?

by Rakis October 10, 2016

doofimizm

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

by JOE August 27, 2003

doofkin

A marijuana cigarette with 80% marijuana 20% tobacco. Commonly referred to as a more euro doobie.

Twist up a tasty doofkin.

by Chris Grenier March 1, 2008

doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

by doofitis January 14, 2011

Doofenpoopytits

The combination of the words doof, poopy, and tits. Generally has a odd way of making people laugh. Also can be used as a pun or insult.

"Hey____." "Ya?" "Doofenpoopytits." "haha! LOLCATS!" or "ARG!!! Your such a doofenpoopytit!!!"

by beefjerkylolcats October 14, 2011