doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

by doofitis January 14, 2011

Doofenpoopytits

The combination of the words doof, poopy, and tits. Generally has a odd way of making people laugh. Also can be used as a pun or insult.

"Hey____." "Ya?" "Doofenpoopytits." "haha! LOLCATS!" or "ARG!!! Your such a doofenpoopytit!!!"

by beefjerkylolcats October 14, 2011

Deoffensive

It is when you don't agree with someone, and you try to be defensive by being offensive.

When someone posts a comment on Facebook about your parties politician, and a person replies with deoffensive comment like "Yeah, but your guy's worse"!

by BDLeadBari August 25, 2012

doffle

A cross between a donut and a waffle as no one has bothered to make a generic name for this phenomenon yet

"These doffle's are on point"

by Basic Bitch 95 August 15, 2016

doofed

To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.

I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.

by SB85 August 11, 2018

Dooface

What you affectionately and jokingly call your friend or loved one. A combination of dufus and face.

Hey dooface, want to go see the new movie tonight?

by AlikaJ August 16, 2018

doofbrain

a doofus, used as an insult. very dumb person and is an idiot

hes such a doofbrain

by hendobro June 2, 2019