doofus

Someone who's too dumb to know the difference between the word "doofus" and "dufass," then attempts to backpedal by lying about "dufass" being an actual word.

Honestone insists that "dufass" is a word, which is exactly why he's a doofus.

by Honestone August 9, 2015

Ninja diffuse

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents

I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.

by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

Doofus

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is such a doofus that if he somehow wins the primary he'll screw up the general election.

by robinep April 28, 2019

Doofusism

The philosophy of the Doofus. The doofus generally believes in the power of dooflessness. Doofusses were either A.) Dropped on their heads as children and haven't been able to get that moronic grin off their faces since, or B.) Become actual Dukes of Doofusism and immediately discover that "you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism." (It involves an initiation ceremony of stretching, cutting, probing and other rather orifice exposing actions. No you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism, indeed!) The Doofus believes in the magic of the doofus laugh. Although the classic doofus laugh is sincerely enjoyed by the doofus, it sounds like "high-fidelity peckerwood shit" to anyone with any cool at all.

Doofusism is different than most religions. For example, while Catholicism is the church of perpetual guilt. Doofuscism is the church of eternal chuckling at your own jokes (God knows, no one else will).

by the pro from dover July 29, 2010

diffused

transitive verb
1a : to pour out and permit or cause to spread freely b : extend, scatter c : to spread thinly or wastefully

2: to subject to diffusion; especially : to break up and distribute (incident light) by reflection

intransitive verb
1: to spread out or become transmitted especially by contact

2: to undergo diffusion

The heat from the radiator diffuses throughout the room.

The heat was diffused throughout the room.

The photographer uses a screen to diffuse the light.

an area of diffused light

by Gia1212 October 11, 2010

Doofus

1. A person who makes statements that aren’t true, in a conscious effort to deceive somebody in matters of love and relationship. A liar.
2. A person who hides certain aspects about themselves in order to deliberately create a false impression, which is often done to gain sympathy or compassion, as an inroad to love and relationship.
3. A person who cheats on his loved ones and relationships.

1. He's such a doofus! Larry will tell you anything to get into a relationship with you, even though he's a married man.
2. A right doofus that Larry is! He doesn’t wear his wedding ring, and tries to make it sound like his married life is unbearable without you.
3. That Larry is a doofus; you don't want to get into a relationship with him. Doofus is as doofus does!

by CriticalThanking December 30, 2008

Diffuser

A piece of automotive bodywork that is meant to deliver downforce by channeling air under the car, especially under the midsection and rear, so that it creates a low-pressure system under the car which sucks the vehicle to the ground. This increases traction and stability at high speeds.

These are especially prevalent on high-performance sports cars, supercars and most racing cars when putting spoilers that create similar downforce would just cause too much drag.

If you don't see a big tailwing on the back of a modern supercar, look at the tail for a diffuser.

The double-deck diffusers used by a few teams caused a scandal in Formula One over the 2009 season.

by Airrider October 10, 2009