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diffuser 

A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.
Fuck, smashed my down tube cleaning it. Replaced it with a diffuser instead so my smoke should be cooler.
diffuser by jettt December 1, 2006
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Diffuser 

A piece of automotive bodywork that is meant to deliver downforce by channeling air under the car, especially under the midsection and rear, so that it creates a low-pressure system under the car which sucks the vehicle to the ground. This increases traction and stability at high speeds.

These are especially prevalent on high-performance sports cars, supercars and most racing cars when putting spoilers that create similar downforce would just cause too much drag.
If you don't see a big tailwing on the back of a modern supercar, look at the tail for a diffuser.

The double-deck diffusers used by a few teams caused a scandal in Formula One over the 2009 season.
Diffuser by Airrider October 10, 2009

diffuser 

An emo-punk band. Most of their songs revolve around being hated by everyone. They sound like Linkin Park but with a twist of emo in it. I don't see how that's punk, honestly. Punk's about rising up against the system, doing what you feel like doing and not crying about your ex-girlfriend or being pushed around by everyone.

See Simple Plan.
Oh my God The World Hates Me
Oh My God My Girlfriend Left Me
There's nothing left in the world
I hope you're happy now
*A piss poor guitar solo*
diffuser by Fuck Halo 2. November 4, 2004

diffuser 

Great rock band, the album "Making the Grade" is an awesome album.
Diffuser is a great band.
diffuser by Wallis February 21, 2004

diffuser 

a code name for asshole
"oh yea! shove it in my diffuser daddy!"
diffuser by yaboymemelord April 24, 2018

Memory Diffuser 

A female that makes you forget about your past relationship.
Brody: man I wonder what my ex is doing right now.
Aaron: sounds like you need a memory diffuser man

Memory diffuser 

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.
Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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