dinotation

Used to describe an act of clumsiness or screwing up something.

Originates from the character Dino from Katekyo Hitman Reborn! and his clumsiness.

-knocks over some chairs-

Ahh! Dinotation!!

by juudaime November 11, 2009

divorce reform

Something that will never happen because there's no money in it.
It usually involves controversial ideas like bringing concepts of "innocent until proven guilty" and "equal treatment under the law regardless of gender" to family court. It also often involves controversial ideas like treating a marriage contract like any other contract where someone is free to exit the contract any time; but, if there isn't sufficient cause, the person exiting the contract must leave the other parties as unharmed as possible, and the person exiting without sufficient cause may face penalties for doing so.

I think it would be better if we had a system where, when one parent initiates a divorce, there is a rebuttable presumption (meaning a presumption that could be rebutted if wrong-doing can be proven) that any minor children remain with the other parent that didn't want the divorce. Scientific studies show divorce is usually very bad for kids, and this would probably greatly decrease unnecessary divorce.

Dude, you're talking about divorce reform. That will never happen.

by YetAnotherVictim October 2, 2011

Jersey Divorce

Ending a marriage by the violent murder of a spouse.

Bob Jersey Divorce 'd his wife, he "accidentally" ran her over with his Camaro.

by Kev H August 11, 2007

divo

A male diva. Considerably since o is for men and a is for women. Like chico and chica.

Male models who have good looks and a killer bod have become so divo.

by Alex Salazar November 15, 2006

Divorce

An ugly thing that hurts more than one of the parents. It can break a young child's heart. See the example below!

Mom: Billy, your father and I are getting a divorce.

Dad: Now, don't think this is all about you.

Billy: It was me! I was the one who killed the cat.

Mom: Not true. Pooders fell of a cliff.

Billy: Will you still live with each other?

(Mom and Dad glance at each other.)

Mom: No I'm sorry. Daddy is moving out.

Billy: Why?
(runs up to bedroom)

by kebsturr March 19, 2009

Danny divito

daddy 🥵

Daddy divito is daddy
Daddy is Danny divito

by Dora👾🥵 June 15, 2019

Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

by Doodlebug September 1, 2006