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dicktophan

The physiologic response after sex similar to the response to tryptophan after eating turkey- sleepy, contented, full!
Lover after sex “I feel like I’ve been drugged baby”. Response “it’s the dicktophan”
by BoiseJohn May 18, 2019
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Dicktose intolerant

Not being into dick what else?
Can you suck my dick? Nah I’m dicktose intolerant.
by Big baby jay June 9, 2019
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dicktress

The male equivalent of a "mistress".

Credit: Brett G
Becky Ann has got herself a new dicktress again.
by BrettGee March 12, 2020
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docktoebook

The action of taking your boot , cutting your toe off, and chucking the toe at the boot.
"I sometimes think I should docktoebook."
by Weirdo_words March 18, 2023
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Urbin dicktonary

calling a person named tonary a bin dick
urbin dicktonary that's right!
by AlienVecna September 20, 2022
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mr dickter

a guy that has a booner aloot
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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Dicktective

The bro who is looking out for his other bros boners to inform them to put that shit away as to not embarrass himself.
Rick: Bro tuck your boner into your waist strap.

Billy: Dude you're being such a dicktective right now.

Rick: Fuck you fatty, I will axe your first born child.
by Jewishboi1996 August 19, 2014
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