dicksand

1. the state a man is in when his penis is capable of only slowly penetrating a woman's orifice(s), due to either erectile dysfunction or lack of genital stimulation due to unpleasantly unattractive female partner, etc

Don was not pleased to find that attempting to mount the plump, ginger lady left him knee-deep in dicksand.

by sportsmanbball March 4, 2009

dickstain

When you masturbate into a ... cup, and just pour it onto the ... carpet

Person 1: Hey, Liam just left a dickstain on my carpet.

Person 2: Aww, that cunt. We just vacuumed.

by RolfRolfington January 5, 2012

Dickstitch

A picstitch collage made up of dick pics.
A number of penis pictures arranged into a collage.

After Cait gave her number to the creepy guy at the bar, she received a dickstitch with multiple pictures of his erect and flaccid penis artfully organized into a collage.

by slg19 February 10, 2015

dicksmanship

Pertains to skill of penis use.

It had been a while since she was treated to such a wonderful display of dicksmanship.

by Sidlybuzz May 21, 2016

Ron DickSandwich

The Governor of Florida. Having him removed from office would save lives and make the IQ of Florida climb to a more sane level.

Hey, did you hear Ron DickSandwich says it’s open season in Florida and you can shoot anyone who you think might be a looter now?

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

dickstank

A person who is a lil' bitch.

Daniel: Lets go steal some alcohol from these fools.
Tyler: Well we might get in trouble.
Daniel: You a dickstank hoe!

by LaFondah May 24, 2006

dickant

A flaming latino homosexual who loves when a white homosexual takes a dump on his handlebar mustasche

We saw so many dickants at the mall today!

by jaxercise December 27, 2008