beaded curtain

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011

tortilla curtain

The jokey term for the U.S./Mexican Border. Referencing to the Iron Curtain of the (former)USSR.

"There,beyond the tortilla curtain,is America.The BradyBunch,EarthWind&Fire y todo"

by Jeff8A December 25, 2007

do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.

"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"

by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017

Lace curtain

An often insulting term for Italian-Americans and/or Irish-Americans to describe Irish or Italians who abandon their working class/blue collar roots to pursue a more upper class/white collar career - such as, for example, a lawyer, doctor or, in some situations, a cop. The term is most commonly used in the New England region of the United States. Like nigger or nigga for black people, when used among fellow Italian-Americans or Irish-Americans, it's not too controversial; otherwise, it can be seen as quite offensive. The term is used a few times in Martin Scorsese's acclaimed 2006 crime drama, The Departed.

Mikey: What about Dominic's son? How's he doing?
Paul: That lace curtain motherfucker? He's going to law school!

by Mr. MacPhisto February 19, 2007

"the man behind the curtain"

Noun.

A phrase used to describe someone who is in the background secretly plotting and conspiring or also a hypocrite of great proportions.

Derived from the movie The Wizard of Oz

Senator Charles worked secretly at night with his other colleagues, being "the man behind the curtain" of the Senate.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Curtainised

The act of having your hair cut in a centre parting.

"I love that actor who plays Jeremy Darling in Dirty Sexy Money!"
"What the one who had his hair curtainised?"

by lumhan March 18, 2009

lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.

I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.

by ExtremeGamer August 2, 2003