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crusty busty and lusty

the second best emotion in the world after bonealicious. it is similar to being a flea and having pride in living on a particularly juicy rat. in that same sense you have pride in yourself despite your flaws.
how are you?”
“oh, i’m crusty busty and lusty 🤪😚🤩”
by toe_sucking_jesus January 10, 2021
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Crusty Pretzel

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.
Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".
by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022
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Crusty Musty

a name you call people to annoy the shit out of them.
"you're a crusty musty"
"shut up"
"no, you shut up you crusty musty"

or

"stop picking your nose crusty musty"
by xx_Maryannslover_xx April 10, 2012
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Crusty Adams

A person that masturbates and doesn't wipe afterwards
"That guy is walking like a crusty adams...he probably wacks off and doesn't even wipe. that's how crusty he is!"
by Josh Rogers January 14, 2007
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crusty clit

A female who has engaged in sexual intercourse and does not clean her genitalia afterward.
by NatalieMN November 24, 2006
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Crusty Butt Nuggets

The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.
Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.
by Alimew November 27, 2022
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Crusty sombrero

the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.
Why does her hair smell like that?

I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero
by KrazyEight May 12, 2010
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