cumstachio

A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.

An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.

Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.

Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.

Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.

If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.

by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

Cumfaced

When a guy ejaculates (cums) towards a woman’s body closely and it squirts all over her face, leaving her “cumfaced”

Man, she was so cumfaced laat night it was all I’m jer lashes and everything!

by drb3bj June 14, 2018

cumscapades

A general term used to describe sexually explicit adventures that you (maybe a hoe, maybe a sexually liberated and experienced individual) embarks on for no reason other than your own pleasure and/or boredom.

I'm trying to be about these cumscapades: pegging bitches, eating some ass, and swinging with my S.O all on a Tuesday night.

Damn Gina, I heard about your cumscapades from Susan in finance. You're so dirty.

by WitchinDragon March 6, 2018

Cumackazi

The act of vigorously masterbating till just before climax and jumping cock-first into a vagina without protection

Person 1: Bruh... I just cumackazi'd about 3 weeks ago and my girl told me that she's pregnant.
Person 2: Oh, and who's the father?
Person 1: Listen here Jeremy, you little twink. Shut your whore mouth or I will cumackazi in you next
Person 2: But I'm a guy...
Person 1: Fuck, you right. I guess I'll do the anal equivalent to that. If only I knew what to call it...*Looks to reader*

by HandlesMoreLikeLabels October 25, 2019

Cumscape

A hellscape of coomer caves and cancel culture.

Twitter is just a cumscape of what it used to be.

by GamesTopicYT January 5, 2021

Cumschach

A cumshot, stain, or wetspot in which a image can be seen (or projected) much like an ink blot used in a rorschach test.

I was a little grossed out (but also turned on) by that cumschach pic you sent. You were right--it does look like Bigfoot.

by Hammer Bonespiel July 9, 2022

schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.

Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020