Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
by Richard Black May 1, 2005
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random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''
other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)
1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)
1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
by the enchanted lemon of hermitage October 15, 2007
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Get the Cucumber bin mug.When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.
'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'
'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'
'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'
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the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
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