crundle

Appearing at the lower section of a very large womens ass, the crundle appears as two protruding folds of lumpy butt fat on either side of the crack. This area has a never-ending wedgie and will atract your gaze no matter how hard you attempt to look away. The crundle becomes particularly defined when the women bends over. WARNING: watch out for the crundle monster

Gross! That womens crundle is all sweaty.

by A.J.-Eggy February 8, 2007

Cruncked

to be insanly drunk and/or high

I'm fuckin' CRUNCKED yo!

by big billy October 12, 2004

Crunkleberry

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat a Crunkleberry or two", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

cuncle

An older male first cousin, once removed.

Your cousin Colin has a baby named Mackie. You are mackie's cuncle (or caunt if you are a woman.)

by Kiztas September 26, 2010

crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

crunkle slam

Unkle Sams Nickname because he's crunk and his shit slams.aka unkle scam-u-all

im unkle sam but cuddies call me crunkle slam,and u wont wanna fuck with me cuz my shit goes BLAM,BLAM

by Mac Money June 28, 2006

Cuncle

A cousin uncle who attends sex parties. Then tells his tales to his extended family at Thanksgiving.

This year cuncle got kicked out of the sex party for being a little to rowdy.

by butthurt dweller45 September 14, 2010