Pocket Croissant

A Vaheegna that is flakey, moist, and buttery, however, it often is crooked.

Man, I’m glad she has a Pocket Croissant ‘cause it’ll fit my left curving dick!

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.

Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.

by Jackchubbs May 26, 2021

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

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by unknow idiot February 12, 2022

crocidile pile up

when one pushes all of their foreskin as far forward as possible and pushes it roughly into something or someone

Jimmy gave Laura a crocidile pile up in her eye and blinded her.

by Fat Harry lard cum January 27, 2007

Croinch

To have a large shit after baking for a while in the stomach.

Ooops got to go to the toilet, i'm dying for a croinch!

by REL74 February 11, 2010