coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Copulation

The amount of retired law enforcement in a particular city or town.

noun

I want to discover the copulation in the town I’m hoping to retire in.

by SK1957 November 12, 2018

Chobulated

The children smash things up in the car, bedroom, kitchen, conversations, especially when throwing a fit.

My kids were in the car, and I stare down at the floor and it's al chobulated. Like not ever before things get smashed and chobulated. Then we wonder why did you do that? Dad! I was mad!

by SpitfireZero79 October 1, 2020

Conulate

When your brain can't coordinate movement because it is overloaded by them.

I'm playing Beat Saber right now and I think I'm about to Conulate. (Cun-you-late)

by ElSentientWindow December 21, 2020

Conulate

When your brain can't coordinate movements because it is overloaded by them.

I'm playing Beat Saber right now and I think I'm about to Conulate

by ElSentientWindow December 21, 2020

Copulatio

When you have to get out of a ticket, and show just what that mouf is capable of

“The officer said it was either a long jail sentence for the tail light being out, or performing my civil duty and doing copulatio.”

by Vaselinepalms April 19, 2021

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021