Al Cootie 

A terrible disease contracted by Allie Howland. Symptoms include: slight nausea, extreme cravings for mac+cheese, urges to purchase every new bath product at CVS, urges to give the middle finger to just about everyone, and reckless driving. To cure this terrible disease please contact 1800-NoMoreAl.

Peter: "omg! I just got Al Cootie from sharing trail mix with Allie Howland"
Jan: "You should have known better"
Peter: "I better call 1800-NoMoreAl right away!"

Al Cootie by Lynn-meister October 12, 2012

fruity cootie 

when your cootie smells ripe!

damn girl we just had sex and you have a fruity cootie, clean that thang!

fruity cootie by secretadmirer92 October 21, 2011

Hootie-Cootie 

A womans snatch.

Her hootie-cootie smelled bad.

Hootie-Cootie by dewbmeister April 13, 2024

arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"

My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!

arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Cookies Up 

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.

My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.

Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

cookiezi 

someone who is very adept at clicking circles

_RyuK: omg I just got 727pp lol
me: wtf are you cookiezi??????
_RyuK: Ye XD

cookiezi by Icicle Fall February 15, 2018