A person who picks and chooses who he or she acts tough , disrespectful with . A person that’s insecure in themselves and uses bully tactics to feel better about themselves. Most the time these individuals are unhappy in their own lives and are pussys in reality so they target people who they feel are less superior then them maybe smaller in size or people who are genuinely nice to make fun of and act all gangster usually in front of a large crowd to make themselves look bigger than what they really are. Sometimes these cowards will try and act gangster to people equal or bigger size, however, knowing that a fight will not happen due to the circumstance, for example the person they’re picking on, has a very good job and is in the workplace so the CG knows that person will not risk to lose their job to answer or fight back. another example can be in a bar/club atmosphere, waiting to pretend to want to fight only when security of others are around , knowing the flight will be stopped quickly.
Bro stop acting like a CG-Convenient Gangster to that guy. You know he ll fuck you up if it was one on one in the streets. He’s just doing his job. let’s go
by Apops February 1, 2023
Get the CG-Convenient Gangster mug.CGS occurs when fauxhemian parents give their child some kind of peculiar and difficult-to-escape legacy derived from their particular brand of fauxhemianism.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.
by DancingKali April 28, 2011
Get the Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome mug.An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.
Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.
by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018
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by cantorjohn November 28, 2010
Get the Convivial hatred mug.Tiff's actions are rarely conveniencing.. They usually make things more difficult and hinder one's ability to act rationally.
by HankT November 13, 2013
Get the Conveniencing mug.when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.
"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
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by sam June 19, 2006
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addicted to convenience.
(it takes hold without our awareness is immediately addictive, recovery is unheard of, side effects are passed to subsequent generations)
this is another one from the little alien I found
in a story "Insights from Elsewhere"
addicted to convenience.
(it takes hold without our awareness is immediately addictive, recovery is unheard of, side effects are passed to subsequent generations)
this is another one from the little alien I found
in a story "Insights from Elsewhere"
yes…you kinda earthguys not so fitting...humanguys conveniated...humanguys want easy, fast, pop-in-mouth, instink (instant?) faster, easier, remote-control…you unnerstanding cost...?
by eARThguy February 7, 2010
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