Convenient

Well,

Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Convenient Errors

When a incorrect passphrase is given in reprocessing to an incorrect query and the issue and or problem is not resolved correctly and the knowledge and or expertise is not there and or or available because there's too much information, not enough information, no iterative and or progressive formation to the information.

Every time I try and make financial and or banking corrections or coding corrections I am unable to bypass the systems currently in place and the convenient errors and or unknown programming/coding language requirements are not assisting myself and or the person receiving the query from allowing me to complete the relevant tasks. I am just going through iterations of repositories and diagrams and the tools are not progressively designed to allow me to see what I am doing from a practical perspective. Its not interactive enough. Then keeps trying to charge me where the charge cards won't allow billables.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 2, 2023

Convenient Anatomy

Medically, when one's anatomy lends itself to easy and convenient cleaning, manipulating, and/or repositioning.

In medical context: John Doe's incontinence was super easy to clean because of the convenient anatomy of his scrotum.

by BriHartGuy July 31, 2013

Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.

Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."

by Leopards14 October 2, 2023

Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023

Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.

Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.

by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021

Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.

"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"

by Babcia September 21, 2023