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That would be convenient for you

But it's not going to be.

Hym "You're already shedding support and coworkers. How many of you are going to have your lives collapse just to cover up the truth? We know the full list of names. You turn on the person who convinced OR EXTORTED YOU into silence OR child murder. Potentially mass child murder. I might not even have to stab one myself. All I may need to do is have a stroke while I'm alone in my apartment and when the people surveilling me daily (upto and including while I'm being recorded at work (and the fine people at the Majority Report have referenced this on several occasions) and in the comfort of my own home) see that I am no longer showing up to work, word gets out and the other people you are doing this to who are holding out hope than I will succeed will take up arms and avenge me. Why throw all these lives away just to pretend you beat someone who was threatening your kids? It's make believe! It's pretend. You aren't winning. THERE IS NO WINNING. There is only the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, the people to whom it's happening, and the creation of AI (For which I am directly responsible). These punits will sit there and watch me die or they will sit there and watch me stab your kids just to make a point about rape porn.
A point that I refuse to accept and doesn't actually matter because I have yet to rape anyone, don't need to proven wrong, and don't care. I don't care. Stop trying to make it about rape. You are not more important than me just because your hole feels good and the fact that you are fucking does not give you authority over me. They will sit there and pretend it never happened and That would be convenient for you but if it is it will also be child-life-ending so I'm telling your right now you had better just let it go. But the parents will know exactly why their kids died and they will tell 2 friends and those friends will tell 2 friends and all of the sudden everyone will agree that you should have just paid me for creating AI for you and stopped the people who were manufacturing a mental illness from doing that.
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.
Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!
by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021
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Convenient Errors

When a incorrect passphrase is given in reprocessing to an incorrect query and the issue and or problem is not resolved correctly and the knowledge and or expertise is not there and or or available because there's too much information, not enough information, no iterative and or progressive formation to the information.
Every time I try and make financial and or banking corrections or coding corrections I am unable to bypass the systems currently in place and the convenient errors and or unknown programming/coding language requirements are not assisting myself and or the person receiving the query from allowing me to complete the relevant tasks. I am just going through iterations of repositories and diagrams and the tools are not progressively designed to allow me to see what I am doing from a practical perspective. Its not interactive enough. Then keeps trying to charge me where the charge cards won't allow billables.
by Patrick the Starfish001 September 2, 2023
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Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.
"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"
by Babcia September 21, 2023
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Globe Street Convenience

A store in Fall River, MA that sells a bunch of foreign food
Wow, Aiden, going to Globe Street Convenience again? You really love Japanese snacks!
mugGet the Globe Street Conveniencemug.
A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"
Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
mugGet the test that assumption at your earliest conveniencemug.

Convenient

Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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