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This is what crime apes and porch monkeys blame their violence and sex crimes on. They couldn't possibly take responsibility for those behaviors. So they blame it on "instink", which is ebonics for instinct.
"Sheeeeeeit, man, I needed some booty. I had to do it, it was instink."
instink by running out of patience February 12, 2009
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When you fart, but you make it go back up.
I did and instink and my stomach felt weird.
instink by ZenithTheSquidd March 12, 2022
When you can tell somebody smells bad just by seeing them
BB "dude that guy stinks"
Brad "How do you know, He's like 50 ft away"
BB "Man its just instinks"
Instink by bb1243 November 9, 2010

cain instinct 

To have an insatiable urge to hit the fuck out of your siblings.
Me: *hits brother*
Mom: "why'd you hit your brother!"
Me: "Cain instincts."

Ultra Instinct Sicko Mode 

Ultra Instinct Sicko Mode is the highest level of sicko mode that can currently be achieved. It is where a person ascends to the highest level of existence. This results in the sudden absolute peak of physical and intellectual prowess where a person can act purely on instinct. As such, this mode is another way of saying that they are immortal.
"Holy fucking shit!! Daniel... he's going Ultra Instinct Sicko Mode! There's no way we can possibly defeat him now!!"
Ultra Instinct Sicko Mode by de_lta January 31, 2019

Ultra Instinct Shaggy 

Mear Mortals can’t understand the definition of shaggy for he is THE ultimate deity
PAGE 1058 of Shaggy’s bible: As Me and thanos sit to pray to Ultra instinct shaggy we found the meaning of life
Ultra Instinct Shaggy by CLAPPED m8 February 11, 2019

Ultra Instinct 

Form that allows you to subconsciously dodge even the miniscule of things. Essentially, you're fully aware of your surroundings, like you have an eye with circumscopic (360) vision, as well as extremely advanced perception. It's timed though, so eventually you'll revert to your regular form and lose all the benefits.
Ultra Instinct: Imagine you running away from your mom when she's trying to whoop your ass for no good reason. That is, until you lose UI and she begins to whip you like you've never been whipped before
Ultra Instinct by Ecce! May 7, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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