Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.
Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?
Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.
Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.
by PeeOn January 5, 2008
Get the fucktard contest mug.Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
by Goatlick April 26, 2003
Get the wet t-shirt contest mug.A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.
You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.
You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.
by snafoolery April 5, 2009
Get the The Contest mug.Two individuals (Male, Male) (Male, Female) (Female, Female May be more difficult), both naked, and alone. one individual gets on all fours, the other on his knees. The individual on all fours begins to poop, while the other individual attempts to keep the poop inside of the pooper. at the end of the poop, the person who kept the most poop where they were supposed to wins, the other must then clean up with their mouth.
by WalrusDestroyer March 2, 2014
Get the fudge contest mug.Al pulled out and, at his wife Lola's request, busted a large nut up her nose; the congestant took enhanced her cold stuffiness symptoms pronto.
by Luigi Vacoti December 9, 2007
Get the Congestant mug.Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.
Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 2, 2004
Get the pissing contest mug.A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
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