dirty constance

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.

Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.

by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020

happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013

People and Culture Consultant

A job in Human Resources but only when it's filled by a good looking woman.

Office Worker 1: Did you see the new woman in our office? She is so hot.
Office Worker 2: Yes, that's Lisle, the People and Culture Consultant.
Office Worker 1: What's a People and Culture Consultant?
Office Worker 2: It's the job everyone has called human resources for hundreds of years but now they've started hiring better looking women so they've come up with a new name for the job.

by FinanceTeam August 9, 2019

Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant

Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.

Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".

by saavy chimp March 25, 2022

Constanter

Someone who is constantly doing something.

He is such a constanter whenever it comes to breathing.

by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018

Constantinos

Constantinos is a Greek name mostly used by parents when the baby is such ridiculously pretty and has a dick comparable to that of a fully grown adult.While the main purpose of this name is to show the ridiculous dick size it also shows boldness stubbornness and intelligence.

This baby has a huge dick it must be named Constantinos
<>Christos (the exact opposite of Christos)

by Liagouras November 20, 2021

Diaz Constant

This calculation was done by GaloDiaz137 on Reddit
The amount of ejaculations a man has to do to create enough thrust to reach the speed of light in space. The constant is;
1.3063x10^19.

That man must have done the Diaz Constant to get that sore.

by The True Meme God February 10, 2020