Colgate Kiss

When you kiss someone on the Colgate Unoiversity Campus, it usually leads to much more than a kiss, but eventually ends with a kiss.

How was your Colgate Kiss last night?

by Jamison Wallace February 12, 2006

Colgate Ab-Crunch

The Colgate Ab-Crunch is the act of perching one's self atop the toilet bowl, and typically with fingers tucked under thighs, leaning one's upper body forwards in an effort to completely evacuate the bowels by means of protrusion. The strategy takes its name from the striking similarity between the human body during this manoeuvre, and the most common technique for getting the last out of your toothpaste tube.

The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.

Example:

"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."

by Sweeney Toddler January 27, 2010

colgate suprise

Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.

Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"

Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."

My girl was being a pain in the ass so I gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha bitch!

by room 20052 April 15, 2008

comulgiate

To cooperate, coordinate, or team up with one or more people.

John's boss asked him to comulgiate with some associates to resolve a workplace problem. John comulgiated with Sue and Joe. Their comulgiation proved successful in resolving the problem.

by Keith Sanders December 15, 2008

Colgate challenge

The act of pooping out a flaccid penis.

He fell asleep on top of me when he was done, I gave him the Colgate challenge and snuck out.

by jefeefefefe February 17, 2010

Colgateing

The scene, generally at the end of a porno, where the woman swishes a mouthful of sperm through her teeth. Also refferred to as Listerining.

guy 1: All this porn is the same Oral, Straight, Anal, Facial.

Guy 2: yes, but i do love a good colgateing at a scenes conclusion, whiter whites.

by ccdevilleisawesome October 4, 2010

Copulated

Cop-populated. An area, street, or intersection with lots of cops

Nah, I'm not driving the night before thanksgiving, the roads are too copulated

by DrinkMore November 26, 2010