by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009
Get the Comcasting mug.To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.
Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.
by bradybjr March 27, 2015
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It's half way between relaxed (coasting), and when you feel toasty inside (that warm feeling). That point of full relaxation.
After a tough 3 hours of Smash Brothers Brawl last night, I laid on the couch for 5 mintues and I was coasted ...Nice.
by Fish and Sac October 29, 2008
Get the coasted mug.Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"
Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting
by Robness December 28, 2006
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Get the Comcasting mug.Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.
Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!
by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017
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