The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
by jeenee417 August 10, 2010
Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013
“Aye bro lemme hit your juul.”
“Aight bro just a couple of hits.... You good bro?”
“......”
“Damn looks like you just fell into a nic coma”
“Aight bro just a couple of hits.... You good bro?”
“......”
“Damn looks like you just fell into a nic coma”
by Ben Hollifield July 11, 2019
when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?
Tom: No, what happened to him?
Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.
Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
Tom: No, what happened to him?
Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.
Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
by goomspice November 24, 2010
The state of Physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. Symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling Sick Leave Balance.
by Jaymo007 May 11, 2016
A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.
by idkwatmynameis May 30, 2011
As soon as I sat down at my school desk, I started yawning and falling asleep, and was instantly in a classroom coma, but as soon as I got to my car, I felt wide-awake.
by Jite September 20, 2010