chloe catastrophic

she is the coolest girl ever! she's also known as gink. DON'T TRY TO BE HER. SHE WILL BEAT YOU DOWN.

chloe catastrophic can't be copied.

by Isaac Impausible September 17, 2008

catastrophe

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.

Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Catastrophize

A malapropism spoken frequently by a stupid bitch who infamously shit out octuplets on the government dole (AKA "Octomom", "Nadya Suleman").

While describing the circumstances surrounding her firing the nannies for whose services she was not paying:

"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."

While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:

"It's completely catastrophized. I was running around the backyard of my house and in the house looking for him..."

by SiXiXiX March 27, 2009

Catastrophuck

the situation you are faced with after a massive disaster, something bigger than a clusterfuck

"This tornado/earthquake/hurricane has created a huge Catastrophuck"

by BigKleck December 24, 2009

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia

The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.

Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.

by 21st Century Renaissance Man March 21, 2012

Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010