Ex-caping

Describing when a person who has recently broke a relationship off is avoiding their ex to escape awkwardness between the two.

Tom: Bill, what are you doing sitting underneath this bush?
Bill: Oh, umm.. I was just looking at the leaves.
Tom: You liar...You're ex-caping because Lydia is sitting at our table!
Bill: Dude, I just can't be around her after Saturday!

by Diksha Gupta April 19, 2008

man-caping

When a male hangs on to the back of another (preferably bigger) male. As this person walks, the movement makes the one who is man-caping sway back and forth in a humping motion, making it appear as if he were a cape. This could be done with or without pants.

When Bill was too drunk to walk, Joseph carried him on his back and Bill started man-caping the poor dude.

by Astyx March 8, 2009

capitalist pig

A term for a rich business tycoon who only cares about making more money. He doesn't care if he puts smaller stores out of business, doesn't care about the poor or middle class, and doesn't care very much about the customer. His business will usually sell overpriced products made of cheap plastic, and the customer support will usually be outsourced if there's any customer support in the first place. Similar to the phrase "miser", or "cheapskate", but more applicable to people who not only horde money, but keep expanding their businesses even when they have more than enough money.

That capitalist pig took all the business. Soon we'll have to sell our shop and move away.

by Mr. Seven January 5, 2010

Capital One

A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.

TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Vulture capitalist

Someone who is trying to buy a company when the company has gone bust, or is expected to (called a vulture because the company is dead or dying).

The vulture capitalists had been circling the company for some time, waiting for it to call in the administrators.

by cleverclog November 13, 2009

capital

In economics, (1) Materials or equipment used to produce goods (e.g., tools, parts, inventory, buildings, fixtures, hours of training); or (2) money that is used in a business venture. Capital is created by saving, rather than consuming, economic output. Over time, saving accumulates into capital; it also depreciates.

The total amount of capital in an economy is very important in determining total output.

by abu yahya September 29, 2008

Capicuck

A person cucked by capitalism larping as a communist to cope with their participation and contributions to a capitalist system they detest and deride without actually undertaking any actions to bring about the communist revolution.

Such a person vehemently advocates for a communist society whilst living in a capitalist one and enjoying the benefits it provides. They suffer from severe cognitive dissonance between their actions and their beliefs.

This leads to them to attack others out of guilt for their own actions as a coping mechanism. They will aggressively project their own "failures" onto others to affirm their self image of virtuous superiority.

Person A: Platov spent the entire evening screeching at us again about how great communism is and why capitalists are to blame for all the problems of the world.

Person B: Dude.. he's such a Capicuck. I wish he would shut up already, or go do something about it.

by NikoNeko February 3, 2022