Blows candle

The phrase you use after spilling some tea, or something scandalous, to end the discussion.

She used to be skinny, but now she’s fat... *blows candle*

by Isingforfun May 6, 2019

Birthday Candle

Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"

No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

by JT, Rob Dog and Billy September 27, 2008

canable

The way an unintelligent person spells, cannibal.

"Omg guyz! Lyke u didn't know Kelli wuz a canable??!" "Don't you mean, cannibal?"

by Cher Dora Cirin December 14, 2011

Candle

A model who tries to make peace by handing pepsi cans, and posting emojis and posts to match her ‘aesthetic’.

Candle is not welcome here.

by CEO of Spelling Mistakes & AC June 9, 2020

roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.

"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."

by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009

montreal canadiens

The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)

The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

redneck candle

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.

when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009