Caffeine Tsunami

The inevitable urge to crap after drinking a cup of coffee, produced by the physiological effects of caffeine on the bowels. Usualy this urge comes on fast and strong, like an unstoppable rebel force.

Jake: "Why were you late to class this morning?"

Ben: "The caffeine tsunami hit on the drive to school. It was all I could do make it to the can."

by Waine Ker November 19, 2012

Lukewarm coffee

when a mildly attractive woman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus

man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again

by idakothetricky June 28, 2012

White Coffee

a name used by people in the party scene for the drug Cocaine.

I sure could go for a nice cup of white coffee..

by Jones Valusse November 22, 2016

coffee flavored milk

A drink made out of milk and sold as coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.

Starbucks is America's number one dairy supplier by selling large amounts of coffee flavored milk.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 4, 2008

coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!

Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 19, 2008

Drake's Coffee Cake

A sweet coffee-tasting cake that crumbles when you eat it. Referenced in the episode "The Suicide". George tells Jerry he can buy a Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents with his gambling money.

GEORGE: "You’re not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents."

by Shaunn L. July 2, 2008

tweeks coffee

a brand of coffe made in southpark, colorado

that was beatuful and heartwarming, like a heartwarming cup of tweeks coffee on a sunny summers day.

by tweek December 19, 1999