cookie 

A game played by males where they kneel down and masturbate on a cookie. The last one to finish ejaculating must eat the cookie.

Oh man Jaspreet, you just lost. AHAHAHAHAHHAA you gotta eat the cum'ed on cookie. OHBURN

cookie by Gangster G July 6, 2006

cookie 

1) A type of biscuit.

2) Another word for vagina, also know as pussy, fanny, and a womans gentles.

1) "That new bakery is doing well! there cookies are to die for, they taste so good!"



2) man 1 - "Her cookie was so warm and moist, my hands will be going back in that cookie jar for sure!"

man 1- "Does Laura give you much cookie?"

man 2 - "Nah, not so much anymore, she says she's too tired.."

man 1 - "Man, you need a new wife!"

cookie by L810 October 17, 2008

Cookie 

A strange 17 year old, ailling from New Jersey. He plays the trombone and the tuba. He dances very well and is in the marching band. He loves monkeys, board games and fuzzy blankets.

He is gifted in math but doesn't do words.
He is also a safari master and the current dancing queen.

He is also known as cocoapuff, kiki, puddles, Nick, cheezi, safari master, tree hugger, and many other unrelated nicknames.

Look at Cookie dance!

Cookie is the strangest cat at CHS.

Cookie smells like beef.

Cookie by Stinktoe January 8, 2009

cookie 

In some aspects of black-urban culture homosexuality is severely frowned upon. People who do not want to be viewed as "sissys" say that they give "cookie" to men. Cookie is a slang term in this sense for anal sex. People who give "cookie" often have wives/girlfriends and view themselves as straight. Some even view giving "cookie" as a way of punishing gay men.

"I ain't no chi-chi man I just give a brutha cookie"

cookie by Gigi July 13, 2004

Cookie 

A cookie is a female's pussy/ vagina.

Daaaamn, last night I eat her cookie, it was hella good.

Cookie by Cookie Eater January 5, 2007

Cookie 

Hey wtf you urban dictionarying cookie, just Google it, lmao just through an egg and add butter or something lmao dumbass.

Child: I want a cookie
Mom: lmao google how to make it
Child: I don't know how to google
Mom: lmao google how to google it
Child: ???
Mom: listen to me bitch
Child: but mom
Mom: lmao if u don't listen to me I'm going to get mad, I'm busy making memes
Child: what's a meme?
Mom: stabs child in heart 69 times
Mom: *says under breath* lmao normie

Dad: *runs into room*
Dad: I heard screaming, what happens
Mom: Anon didn't know what a meme is
Dad: understandable have good a day
Dad: *under breath* I wish I would've killed him
Mom: what
Dad: nothing
Dad: *runs into living room*
Dad: *calls police*
Popo: lmao what
Dad: hey, anon killed anon jr.
Popo: ok, what so bad about that
Dad: *whispers* he didn't know what a meme was
Poop: lmao were not giving him a funeral
Dad: good
Mom: *walks into room*
Mom: who u talking to
Dad: police
Mom: *GASPS* WHO IS POLICE AND WHY IS HE TALKING TO, WERE GOING TO BREAK UP, BITCH
Dad: lmao sorry
Mom: lmao i poisoned ur food, u gonna die
Mom: lmao u dead
Dad: *to police* I'm dying
Popo: lmao what meme u looking at?
Dad: no, I'm dying
Popo: lmao tag me
Dad: I'm not looking at a meme
Popo: *whispers* Thomas the dank engine

Popo: *hangs up*
Dad:*to mom* lmao imm goin play Minecraft, don't bother me
Mom: E
Dad: thanks
Mom: lmao stop laying on the floor
*1 hour later*

Mom: lmao u lazy
Dad: bitch I'm dead
Mom: oh sorry

Cookie by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Cookie 

The females vaginal system depending on race. Ex. Fortune cookie-spanish, asian, etc. Chocolate cookie-black or indian with a good suntan. Macadamia- White

For a white girl, I sure have one tasty macadamia cookie.

Cookie by Kristen Nikole May 26, 2005