Burper

To take Viagra in the morning and masturbate till gone supper, regardless of visitors, postal carriers and acquaintances.

A strange Hermit found on the coast of West Cumbria.

"Andrew, how was that Viagra I gave you last night?"
"Honestly Jolo, I had a proper Burper!"

"Hey Martin, have u done a Burper?"
"Nah Jenny I've just been in hiding from The Man aven't I?"

by Jolo williamson October 13, 2016

burple

1) The official color of surprise.

When we told her that George Bush said something stupid again she turned burple with surprise.

by David V. September 30, 2005

burpies

it is what you say afta u burp instead ov excuse me

*burp* my bad, burpies

by dymundz August 28, 2006

Burple

A pedophile with feminine tendencies, often heard exclaiming, "Man, I need some cock." Often has tattoo of a Scrotum on arm.

I think he's a BUrple, I'm not sure, I didn't see his scrotum.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Burjeequat

Synonym for retard, used when someone is being really fucking retarded/stupid.

Goon 1: Hey how you like my velvet suit

Goon 2: It looks fucking terrible

Goon 1: Fuck you this suit is great

Goon 2: Why'd you ask for my opinion then dumbass

Goon 1: Shut up you probably drink water outta cups

Goon 2: Ok buddy retard

Goon 1: Ok burjeequat

Goon 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Funny guy doin funny things May 10, 2021

burple

The color of a beer belch.

Get extremely trashed and try and let out a belch... Youll see

by blakely September 30, 2004

Burpies

Burpies means making a woman queef repetitively during intercourse. The sound resembling burping (expelling air) gives it it's name. Some may see it as an exercise like the highly popular crossfire exercise, burpees.

Hey Kyle how many burpies did you do?

Last night I did 20 reps 2 sets!

by ubeezy May 28, 2014