bumfoolery

The homosexual activity of tinkering with the anus.

"Well hello handsome, what do you say we down these martinis and head back to my place for some bumfoolery?"

by Q-T October 28, 2006

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

bumfucker

an individual who partakes in the activity of the fucking of bums.

Ohh, straight in the ass, I can't believe it fitted!!! ow!

by C boy April 11, 2003

bumfuzzle

to confuse

You sure bumfuzzled him on that math question

by Annie February 4, 2003

bumfunnery

Anal sex. So called because it involves bums, and is fun.

We got up to some bumfunnery last night.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

bumfinkal

A low-life (numpty). Someone who you consider to be lower than the hairs of your arse. To look at someone as if you would have to scrape them off the bottom of your shoes.

A Chav or Chavette is a complete Bumfinkal, because he/she believes they are gangsters or better than they actually are, when in fact they are a menace and a drain on society. What a waste of oxygen that complete Bumfinkal is.

by Hypnosid October 19, 2007

bumfoozler

(n.) An aged, male homosexual.

Your grandfather won't keep his eyes off my ass. He's a fucking bumfoozler, man. You're not a faggot, too, are you??

by Rick Roberson February 1, 2010