billow buffer

Someone that constantlly talks a lot of shit, but doesn't know what their saying.

Tom-I have a kia that is a 24 cylinder.

Bill- No you billow buffer thats a 24 valve.

by the corn squeezer June 26, 2010

Sex Buffer

when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.

in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.

note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date

Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.

by Shaggo August 23, 2011

floor buffer

A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.

Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.

by Good Luck Chuck February 2, 2009

buffet momentum

The lack of self-restraint one experiences after having started eating at a buffet. This phenomenon causes a person to consume above and beyond what comprises a regularly sized meal. This feeling usually occurs in the first fifteen minutes of the buffet and is further perpetuated by:

a) remembering something delicious that you saw earlier and didn't have room on your plate for

b) wanting more of something you just tried

c) the desire to make the price you paid worthwhile

d) the need to illustrate to your friends that your stomach is indeed a bottomless pit.

"Wow, I just consumed three plates of food. Maybe we should wait a while before hitting up the dessert table."

"I disagree. In about 10 minutes my stomach is going to realize that it's full, so I think I'll just make use of the buffet momentum that I've developed and get dessert right now."

by thanksgiving_pants October 9, 2011

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

Try the buffet

The act of eating out a fat chick for your first time.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes I get tired of eating out the skinny girls, there is hardly anything there.
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!

by Moaning Murtle September 3, 2009

Bachelor Buffet

A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.

"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."

by the beeb June 23, 2007