Me: After being placed handcuffed in the background seat of a patrol
car by the Officiating Officer: "Excuse Me Officer, I
see You and Your witness both buckled up when You entered the Vehicle, but You did not buckle Me in. Now I tell My Children to Buckle Up Buttercup when riding in My vehicle, and if I did not have You buckle Me in that would be a bad
Mom of Me now wouldn'
t it?"