bryson

bryson, a beatiful specimen of man in most cases they are the sexiest creature and will love you for who you are

O my gosh there goes bryson!

by baryvonsmivish February 6, 2017

Brutonic Force

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.

Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.

by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009

Bryson

The name for someone born with massive intelligance, they may run the world one day.

Man that Bryson is a slave driver since he took over the word

by catwithstick February 26, 2007

Bryson

The one and only sexy sole.

Bryson is my sexy sole man

by KR March 30, 2005

Bryson

Bryson is the name of a really sweet person. a person with that name tries their best to get along with everyone. His jokes can be really weird but they are definitely funny.

My best friend is a Bryson, and he's so funny!

by Cam245 March 1, 2019

breton

n.
A Breton is a tiny mischievous creature, like an imp, except with stunning and dashing looks, so it does not appear to be dangerous. Although it can slit your throat with ease and the utmost of celerity.

Johnny- "Hey I think I just heard a Bret"(slits throat.) /dies
Timothy- "Woah that must be a Breton, I'm getting the fuck out of h"(slits throat) /dies

by Brian Ferratto August 22, 2007

Bryon

Sex God on legs and in the water with dolphins

See that Bryon he can please a dolphin and a girl

by wattarerubbish December 16, 2010