Brunelle

A highly aggressive, litigious family, known for using a set of legal “Howitzers” to destroy anyone who looks in their direction the wrong way. They are known for using all tactics available, and will spend any amount of money and resources to make an example of someone who had crossed them on even a penny.

Better pay up before you get brunelled!

Disney will brunelle anyone who pirates their movies.; they will stop at nothing to make an example of a movie pirate.

by Bruce Nolop II July 6, 2009

brunette

1. The best kind of woman.
2. The hottest woman.
3. The sexiest woman.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a brunette.

by Tito Ortiz's Fat Head September 18, 2009

dumb brunette

An annoying girl, usually a teenager who is constantly asking dumb questions about hair color preferance. Always trying to look better than the blondes and redheads. Most of them wear stupid shirts with dumb stuff written on them like "Blondes are hot, Brunettes are HOTT!" and "Blonde(which is crossed out) Brown haired beauty." They can't get over the fact that they are not the least bit unique because blonde and redhead hair colors are both recessive genes that are somewhat rare, and Brunettes are the base gene that are very common. So basically, they try to take the fact that there is nothing special or unique at all about them, and try to make it look cool. Pitiful.

Dumb Brunette: Hey look at my shirt blondie! I'm HOTT and you're just hot! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Blonde: Oh, shut up! I hate those dumb brunettes.
Redhead: Seriously.

by purplecat January 22, 2006

brunette

A dark haired female.

Blondes may have more fun, but at least brunettes can read.

by Brown_Haired_Beauty February 19, 2008

Gauloises brunes

Literally Gauloises brown. Famous French cigarettes made from Turkish and Syrian tobacco mixtures. Since 1999 the brand has discontinued to sell in most countries.

Gauloises brunes and Gitanes ( also discontinued ) were two lookalike brands typical of a french cigarette of the last century.

by DomClaudeFrollo January 18, 2009

Brunella

Italian brown beauty who has all the simps drooling for her. Strong political views, but even a stronger accent.

Brad is always simping for Brunella, even when she talks about Trump.

by nutella26 June 9, 2020

brunette

A female that will generally be more attractive, more intelligent, more compassionate, more fun to be around, etc., that a blonde. Brunettes are sexier and more exotic than blondes, because brunettes are rarer. I think it's really sad that a lot of people (mostly blondes) think they're prettier, when pretty much every guy I know thinks brunettes are way hotter, because we are. This isn't arrogance. It's scientifically proven.

Guy #1: Whoa, check out that smoking brunette.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's really hot. And she's smart and funny, too. Man, I wish I could date a brunette. All blondes are stupid sluts and whores.
Guy #1: Yeah, man.

by MontanaLuv<3babygrl January 16, 2008