Brokedick

The only proper response to someone once horsecocked
see horsecock definition 3

Dagwood:"HORSECOCK!"
Stege: "BROKEDICK"

by Dead Mouse July 1, 2009

Brocephus

term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.

dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.

dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!

by Estupz August 26, 2009

Brocery List

A grocery list among bros. Made by bros, bought by bros.

Bro 1: Hey bro can you put beer on the brocery list
Bro 2: Sure bro!

Bro 1: Hey bro when are brocery shopping?
Bro 2: Rice meow.
Bro 1: Bitchin

Chick 1: Hey can you add some eggs to the brocery list?
Bro: Fuck no!

by Broback Brobama October 20, 2011

brocephus

(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.

(1) Word up, brocephus.

(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?

by CEODutch January 13, 2009

Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011

Bryced

The act of getting so drunk/high that you are past the point of being belligerent. People also refer to you as "that guy."

Dude I don't want to get drunk tonight; I wanna get bryced!

by Matt and Zach March 30, 2008

Braced

to be punched in the face hard enough to cause an absence of braces, on occasion followed by loss of conciseness.

"yooo! that nigga just got BRACED"

by 12th period gym Jan 26, 2010 January 26, 2010