brain

to give a blow job or to recieve one

Damn dogg Im in need of some brain

by Dan Pope-Davis May 13, 2005

brain

Any individual (male or female) who posesses an I.Q. greater than 170 who is completely absorbed by books, music, and other subjects not remotely related to sports. The opposite of a jock.

Co-worker: Hey, did you see the Eagles games last night?

Me: That's none of my concern; I'm not a jock, I'm a brain.

by Michael B. Morton September 23, 2006

brain

A part of the body we rely on for all feelings and emotions, knowledge and wisdom - and incidentally running the physical side of ourselves so we can enjoy wonderful things such as SEX!!

Her brain surgery was successful.

by The Mamma with the Quan December 13, 2007

Brained

To outsmart someone/something in any situation.

This counterterrorist thought I planted B when it was actually A. I brained him.

Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.

by MisterPOP December 17, 2018

Brain

What you guys don't have

BRAIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BLOWJOBS AND SHIT!!! IT'S A HUMAN ORGAN THAT HEPLS US THINK, REMEMBER, MEMORIZE, MOVE OUR MUSCLES ETC. NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A SEXUAL DEFINITION OF EARTH??? YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN THIS AND NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO DEAL WITH SEX!!!

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er June 21, 2022

Brain

You must not HAVE a brain if you're looking up what it means...

"That idiot over there must not have a brain. He's trying to drink a brick..."

by Furyfreeze2005 October 30, 2017

Brain

Something you don't have

Person1: do you have a brain?
Person2: no...neither do you

by -Said no one ever May 11, 2022