buy borrow die

the buy borrow die is a financial strategy that takes the concept of buying a real estate or stocks or any asset, borrowing money (if you don't pay back, tell them they can have one of your assets. then you die and pss it too your future grandchildren

me: hi i'd like a loan of $1,000,000
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)

by Vistaballs_0 July 17, 2024

Augmented-borrowing

Augmented-borrowing (Noun): The ability to use augmented reality to borrow items, tools, or services without having to directly ask the owner by using a brain interface to detect the owner's intentions

if you needed to borrow a snow shovel, you could use augmented-borrowing to access the shovel without having to ask the owner directly. The brain interface would detect the owner's intentions, and if they weren't planning on using the shovel at that time, you would be granted access to it

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

Borrow me a tubby

To ask for a $20 short term loan from a friend or aquaintence

Yo, Steve, borrow me a tubby for lunch.

by Chief Maizholington April 20, 2016

borrower

a tiny, sentient humanoid being usually growing to about 3 1/2 inches or 8.89 cm. they can have serval different mutations, such as the mouse borrower, bird borrower, or even cat borrower. these mutations usually result with the most useful part of the animal being combined with the humanoid features of the borrower. borrowers are most commonly found in the walls and under the floors in houses, however they can also live in small forests, and burrows. they can eat a variety of things, much like any human would be able to. borrowers tend to live in small groups as to best avoid predators, such as humans, cats, foxes, ect.

the borrower looked up at the enormous human and locked eyes with it.

by Zelda1410 April 17, 2023

borrow your rollerblades

a slang term for a sexual position in which both partners are wearing roller blades while having intercourse

"hey can I borrow your rollerblades"
"sure"
*they have sex on rollerblades*

by charlie384 September 01, 2012

Bento Borrow

The act of borrowing from one's friend or family with the full intention of never paying it back.

Hey Paul, can I bento borrow 500 bucks from you for a sweet new gun, I swear i'll pay you back this time.

Kevin you are short on the rent payment. No problem, I can just bento borrow it from Joe, he's rich anyways.

by MikeHunt729 April 17, 2023

wagoner borrow

When you borrow something with the intent to not give it back. Less sever than stealing.

Do you like this book bag? I wagoner borrowed it from work.

by Sticky fingers 2000 October 29, 2023