bonking

Having Sex

He was bonking his lover

by weird jazz August 13, 2003

Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger

A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Hog blocking

When someone in halo 3 take's the position on a warthog that you called before the game starts

Halopwner:I call warthog gunner DONT TAKE IT YOU NOOBS

pope of Africa:what ever dude, you suck anyway

(game start's pope of Africa tAkes warthog and betrayes halopwner)

halopwner:YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP HOG BLOCKING

pope of Africa:I just did bitch go rush with the assult rifle while I clean house

by Pope of Africa January 4, 2010

text booking

an excessively long text message

damnit, my mom is text booking me again.

by fluffy flave March 5, 2010

Vain Booking

Constant, inane updates about every social move in someones life. Normally undertaken by those with a over zealous view of their own importance in others lives, or by those that realize their life is meaningless and try to buy social cred with ex school mates by these constant updates. Names and places mentioned are normally linked to profiles of people/bars/events.

Vain Booking:"**so excited** that I'm meeting Melanie and Quincy at the LimeBar tonight to drink VodkaSparklyBlues."

Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.

Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."

Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.

by Apostater November 12, 2010

Cock Blocking

Something that should be a illegal.
An act of stopping someone from getting laid.

You're like a giant... cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab.

by FUCKWE'REALLDEAD September 11, 2010

grok blocking

v

The annoying habit of interrupting a person trying to make a point or posing a distraction for those trying to understand said point.

Conference attendee 1 "Hans Rosling gave a compelling speech about the world's economy, did you catch it?"

Conference attendee 2 "No! Some heckler was grok blocking me!"

Conference attendee 1 "Too bad. It was very informative."

by Lisa Padilla April 18, 2008