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bromophobic

A phobia for bros. ie. Scarred/deathly afraid of bros, either of becoming one or coming in view or contact with one.
Alexander never comes out of the house to hang out with his friends because they are friends with bros.
Alexander is bromophobic.
by Lori C. December 27, 2007
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homophobic

Jumping on a chair and screaming when you see a gay.

Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.

Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.

So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.
person 1: Hey look, there's Chris.

person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"

person 1: What the hell?

person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!

person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.
by emo-alpacas-FTW July 21, 2012
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homophobic sex

Sex between two (or more) heterosexual people after at least one witnesses or encounters something very gay. This type of sex cleanses the mind, body, and soul of any gayness that has been experienced.
After watching "Sugar" Ray Leonard kiss two of the "Contenders" on the cheek, I felt very gay. I immediately had homophobic sex with my wife to feel like a man again.
by JeffB36 August 23, 2006
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homophobic

Someone who still believes in the Obama / Clinton pre-2012 election position on gay marriage.
A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.
Mike: I just think that male with female is basic biology, and that the anus was not designed to be a sex organ. Marriage should remain as it has been for thousands of years and in almost all religions and cultures.
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!
by Caprico July 30, 2013
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bromophobia

the mental illness that pertains to someone who is scared of bromosexuality (the act of being as close as possible to another man without homosexuality)
Zach doesnt like to embrace his bromosexuality. maybe he has bromophobia

Other usage:
Zach is a bromophob
Zach is bromophobic
by Brohemian Rhapsody February 9, 2009
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blogophobic

One who is scared of writing a blog and is therefore suffering from blogophobia
Because she was a blogophobic she was scared of entering the world of blogging.
by Aussie Sire November 9, 2008
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Momophobic

When you are ascared of the character momo.
James Letner is momophobic
by Handies4Kraft February 28, 2019
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