Suicide Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.

The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.

by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012

Blampire

A Blonde Vampire.

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"

by Aliwishus April 4, 2013

Blueprint

a blueprint is the one who paved the way so the other bitches could walk.

" Beyonce is the blueprint of music. "

by anonym243 March 15, 2022

Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.

Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.

by Ben Yaass Dover August 4, 2018

blumpkinitis

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.

by Bendover2x2 January 23, 2009

Canadian Blumpkin

The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.

Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?

Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.

by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

Blind Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.

Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.

by TheArtOfTheDeal January 21, 2017