Blumkin

When a guy is given a blowjob while taking a shit and eating his favorite sandwich

"Vanessa totally gave me a blumkin for my birthday last night. Turkey and swiss, hells ya!

by Foxxxlove February 16, 2009

blumonday

1) The sexiest woman alive

"Man, is she a blumonday or what?"

by Skoot March 31, 2004

blumenthal

The crusty skin on the back of ones nut sack

She gave me a bj and got a taste of the Blumenthal

by Joef315 December 29, 2013

Voyeur Blumkin

The act of shitting while watching sex or getting a blumpkin while watching porn.

ME:I had to take a shit but my roommate was fucking his girlfriend so I busted down that door and took a shit while they resumed some wierd S&M shit.
FRIEND:Dude I don't even know what to call that.
MOM:Voyeur Blumkin
FRIEND:Dude why is your mom in our shower?

by rip305 September 16, 2010

Blumenthal

A blow job given by a very slutty guy.

Hey man I totally got a Blumenthal the other day from a little slut named will.

by TheCandyMan!!! October 7, 2011

blurinate

To urinate whilst discharging blood.

"I think I should go to the doctor, I just went to go pee and instead I blurinated."

"I got kicked so hard in the nuts, I thought I was going to blurinate!"

by Aerosurfer March 27, 2009

Blumie

The result of a botched blumpkin.

"She started out giving me a blumpkin, but when I was about to cum she squeezed my dick so hard that the only other thing I could do was expel my bowles. That was the worst blumie of my life."
"I offered to give him a blumpkin, but he couldn't even take a shit, so it ended up just being a blumie"

by alanthepyro June 11, 2018