Mr. Brizard

A guy with strange gelled hair. He thinks he is funny but he really isn't. Mr. Brizards generally spend their time walking around and staring at people, which is very creepy.

Person 1: "Why does that guy keep looking at me?"
Person 2: "Relax. It's just Mr. Brizard!"

by Leachim222 June 25, 2012

Blizzard

the act of ejaculating into a fan thus causing the sperm to fly in all directions and covering any person thats in front of it

after i had sex with that bitch last night I gave her a blizzard

by hplg December 12, 2009

african blizzard

When some black guy is hella ashy and his ashy flakes get all over you, hence an African blizzard.

"Damn Jamal just bombarded me wit an african blizzard"

by LaRon May 19, 2006

Naperville Blizzard

Similar to the Chicago Snowstorm, in this instance you must first reserve ejaculation for several days. Once your "bank is built", during sex prior to climax you turn a ceiling fan on and full speed. At the moment of ejaculation, you turn you dick up towards the ceiling fan and fire, the effect should be one of a massive load of Jism exploding all over the room coating everything in sight. The build up should allow you to reach the fan from a kneeling position.

Nothing like a Naperville Blizzard in the middle of July

by slyoctober1 May 8, 2009

DQ Blizzard

an ice cream treat from Dairy Queen
their treats are awesome
"DQ Blizzard" is an oxymornic play on word
because Blizzards are so awesome
and DQ means delinquent
DQ Blizzard are generally used as an unfavorable adjective to describe a noun
also used to describe a terrible Blizzard recipe.

Describing a recipe
"yo homie it's hot out let's get some blizzards" - Pedro
"ya man i heard of this new recipe anchovies and chocolate" - Durnsy
"yo that's a DQ Blizzard' - Pedro

Descrbing a situation
"I was working this terrible Queue at work today" - Liam
"you're DQ you have to be more strategic" - Jen
"I'm DQ blizzard" - Liam

by Credit Analyst I August 28, 2011

Arabian Blizzard

(v) The act of inserting an ice cube into your partners anus and then putting the ice cube in your mouth, chewing it up, and spitting it in your partners face.

Ty: I performed an Arabian Blizzard on Linda last night. She loved it!

by iLoveYourMomsHugeBoobs June 2, 2010

blizzard bear

A cute bear that is used for snuggling.

"Snuggle Bunny loves her Blizzard Bear so much!"

by SB! September 7, 2008