Blitzkrieging

Verb: when you fuck your partner for exactly 2 minutes and 12 seconds at 177 beats per minute, the only exclamations allowed other than hey oh let's go must be in German (polish for the receptive partner).

Chris was exhausted from blitzkrieging all night!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 15, 2020

Blitzkrieged

Noun
To be blitzed beyond all recognition.
Super stoned.

TJ wishes he was Blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!

by GrieveNasty91 October 21, 2010

blitzkreig

To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.

"The Germans are cumming!!!"

by David Hasselhoff April 23, 2005

Blitzenkriegen

This is not a real word but is mostly heard when non-germans like to try and imitate what a German would say. It is mostly related to Blitzkrieg.

Blitzenkriegen jiezen houfzhoun.

by Pseudonym November 16, 2004

blitzkreig slut

A girl who was never a slut and then all of a sudden becomes a slut

Mariah threw her life away and when she pulled a blitzkreig slut on everyone

by bobbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006

Blitzkriegz

To evacuate from every orifice onto ones lover.
This includes vomiting, peeing and defecation.

Last night my girlfriend let me Blitzkriegz on her chest

by Alaric Beaz October 13, 2008

Blyatzkrieg

A new term coined for slavic WW2 warfare, used to also describe HOI4 Russian storming of Eastern Europe and China.

German general: Commander, why are you ordering a retreat?

German commander: IT'S A BLYATZKRIEG

by rotisseriewords May 29, 2021