anti-blag

Something that seems like it might be easy, but turns out to be absurdly hard. Opposite of blag.

Teacher: You will have to watch The Martix for homework.
Chris: Blag!
Teacher: And make 2000 words of notes on how it relates to Rationalism.
Chris: Anti-Blag!

by Rickyingoo November 13, 2009

Mr. Blaga

A orange/purple space turd

Stop being such a Mr. Blaga

by Dadoleeno May 2, 2017

blagnoot

1. n. Anything that is meaningless or makes no sense. Rubbish.

2. n. An idiot that doesn't contribute to society.

1. Today I wrote a bunch of blagnoot in English class. It looked like something my kid brother would write.

2. I can't believe your friend Freddy. What a stupid blagnoot. Does he know anything?

by TomEd November 8, 2008

blag-o-toobz

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.

Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."

by the only name left March 9, 2009

blagina

The state of the vagina during menstruation.

Rob: Dude did you hook up with that one chick last night?
Ed: No man, i couldn't bear to face her steaming blagina.

by chain grater November 10, 2009

blag

A better term for blog, as defined by xkcd.com

I have a blag.
You mean blog, right?

NO! A blag!

by That Zero Guy July 2, 2007

A Bag o' Beagles

Adjective used to describe the appearance of a person's posterior, when they are wearing too-tight pants and are currently in motion. Just visualize a sack with several small dogs inside.

"Honey, do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"No, dear, it looks like a bag o' beagles."

by Calico August 1, 2007